Wednesday, February 29, 2012

More Shit My Dad Says

I stumbled over a list of sayings I had already started compiling from what my dad says. This is Part II of a series.


1. Who’s the greatest, and why am I?

2. Money talks, but it always says goodbye to me.

3. Don’t debate the issue.

4. I’ll just get a sharp piece of paper and a pencil.

5. I’m always in the shit, it’s just the depth that varies.

6. There’s no such thing as bad [insert food here], just varying degrees of perfection.

7. That’s for starters, now where’s dinner?

8. I was older when I was your age..(taller, heavier, etc)

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